When I try to get off tumblr
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Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—” “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE?
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This is my eating routine
I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
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When I go to bed..
Going to bed.
Expectation:
Reality:
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Thinking that if you lean side-to-side with your controller, it will help you turn.
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